Breakthrough Up & Down the Same 5 Pounds with The Holy Mess Membership
See weight loss results in less than 30 days - without misery or starving.
Picture Yourself...
At Your Healthy Weight - for Life
Just like LaNette, who is maintaining a 360+ pound weight loss, reversed diabetes, and transformed her life.
Enjoying Food Without Stress or Guilt
Just like Sara, who is maintaining a 120+ pound weight loss, recovered from binge eating, and found peace with the scale.
Joyful, Relaxed, & Energized Every Day
Just like Terry, who is maintaining a 60+ pound weight loss despite significant health issues.
Your Weight Loss Breakthrough Starts Here
What's Included
Regular Check-ins for Maximum Accountability
With weekly weigh-ins and progress reports, you'll see results quickly. If you've ever said, "I know what I need to do. I just need to do it," this is the solution for you.
A Clear, Specific Path
Learn to eat in a way that works for you, without obsessing over every bite. Get tasty recipes, meal ideas, and low-calorie snack lists so there's no guesswork.
Experts Guidance
Learn the secrets for life-long weight management. Join weekly live videos and members-only Q & As (with replays). Get insider info for food cravings, evening snacking, & menopause weight gain.
Not Alone in This
Find support and motivation in our private Facebook group. Receive grace for your journey and a clear path to get back on track when needed.
VIP Discounts & Bonuses
As a member, you'll get motivating badges for your progress, exclusive product discounts, and fun surprise bonuses.
YOU CAN DO THIS!
We’ve Led 50,000+ Women to Weight Loss.
Now it’s Your Turn.
Look…you could keep chasing the latest diet craze and yo-yoing up and down the same 5 pounds, constantly watching every bite.
Or, you could fast-forward your progress by learning from three women who lost a combined 550+ pounds and kept it off for decades.
Look Over Our Shoulder. (We Don’t Mind.)
Members tell us they learn a lot from watching us “do our thing.”
Whether it’s popping in for LaNette’s frugal grocery hauls, swiping Terry’s gut-friendly dinner plans, or mindful meals with Sara, we show you our behind-the-scenes reality.
CHECK IT OUT!
This meal plan has been featured in Woman's World Magazine - Twice!
Your Worth is Not Your Weight
Our culture has gone off the rails with its focus on looks.
Your weight loss journey isn't about that.
Your concerns have nothing to do with trying to be model-thin or fit into some type of Hollywood ideal.
God cares about your heart, not the number on the scale.
But you know your current choices aren't honoring the body He's given you.
You worry about the example you're setting.
Your healthy is starting to suffer.
You push it aside and put it off. But deep down... it's been nagging at you.
Get back on track with our guidance and you'll feel that burden lifting within the first few days.
Who This Is For
If you’re nodding “yes” to these, you’re in the right place:
- You’ve lost some weight but hit a plateau, regained, or have been bouncing up and down the same 5 pounds.
- You want honest feedback (delivered with compassion) because you're not getting any younger.
- You like food. (Good! We do, too.)
- You don't want to live & breathe weight loss, but you are are committed to 3-6 months of consistent effort.
- You're in the middle of your life, your weight loss journey, health issues, or caring for others.
The membership is NOT for you if:
- You’ve never tried to lose weight before. (If you are brand new to weight loss, we recommend The Weight Loss Forever Fix first.)
- You have less than 10 pounds to lose or are at your goal weight. (While you are MORE than welcome to join us, we specialize in women with more to lose.)
- You want new done-for-you meal plans every month.
- You can't handle tough love.
Incredible Limited Time Bonuses
A $59.97 Value - Yours to Keep Simply for Enrolling!
The 7-Day Easy Start Meal Plan
$43.99 Value - FREE
Fast, tasty, and healthy meals you and your family will love. Every day has breakfast lunch, dinner, and two snacks. Get the complete meal plan, recipe cards, grocery list, nutritional info & WW points.
Pantry Power
$7.99 Value - FREE
Start losing weight right from day one. Insider list of our favorite meals to make with what you have on hand. It's the perfect money-saving start.
Snack Smart
$7.99 Value - FREE
Over 30 of the best low-calorie snacks you will enjoy while dropping pounds. Stay satisfied and energetic during your busy days.
NEW MEMBER EXCLUSIVE! Private Weigh-Ins for Your First 30 Days
$125 value - FREE
Weekly email check-ins with LaNette to discuss your progress and stay on track as you get going.
"I was diagnosed with a severe case of multiple sclerosis about six years ago. I knew I had to get serious about my health and healing.
Weight loss and eating better were at the top of the list. I've released 70+ lbs. God is healing me from the inside out.
I'm definitely not perfect. But, now I know how to get right back on track quickly.
Keep going! The little changes add up to big results over time!"
- Jenae Digatono, The Holy Mess Weight Loss Member with her service dog Goldie
This is for you!
Results - Not Regret
“This has been hands-down the BEST experience I’ve had in a weight loss community. Sara, your tribe, and ALL you ladies are phenomenal woman! I’ve enjoyed learning alongside you, praying for you and with you, and taking this ride together.” - Shasta Belt
No long-term contract & hassle-free cancellation anytime. We recommend giving yourself the gift of a 6 month commitment to see the most weight loss success.
Meet Your Leaders
We see you. We know how hard you are working.
When Life Handed Me Lemons...
I learned to make healthier cheesecake.
Sara lost 120+ pounds and has kept it off for more than 20 years. She is The Holy Mess founder, a pastor's wife, certified eating disorders recovery coach, and a busy mom of five. She takes fun extremely seriously.
When I lost 360 pounds...
I found myself. Now I help others do the same.
LaNette is Community Care Coordinator and the definition of perseverance! Losing weight brought her a whole new life. A retired nurse and former WW leader, this country girl loves God and her family. Watch for video bombs from her fur baby who likes to be the center of attention.
When a health scare shook me...
I changed my life.
A wake-up call led Terry to a 60-pound weight loss. As the Product & Events Manager, she's constantly testing new recipes (so you don’t have to) and loves to stay active with hiking and Pilates. Ask about her pet turtle.
Nourish Yourself Well this Fall
Feel full, satisfied, and energetic as you drop pounds.
A Day in the Life
Here's what your first 30 days will look like...
Start Right Away
Jump in with simple steps and quick wins. Use The 7-Day Easy Start Meal Plan ($43 value, our gift to you) with delicious foods that help you drop pounds without hunger.
You'll email privately with LaNette for additional new member support and mentorship.
Follow a Guided Path
Get step-by-step plans for weight loss from week one. Receive group support, watch short videos, and complete action steps that work - all in just a few minutes per day.
Continue to email LaNette weekly (or when you have questions).
Lose Weight & Feel Fabulous
With fresh topics each month, you’re motivation stays high. Build confidence, find food freedom, and say yes to a vibrant, meaningful life.
#truth
Yes, Change is Hard.
But Staying Stuck is Harder
You’re weary from starting over. You want energy to play with your kids or grandkids, confidence to walk into any room, and vitality to serve your community and world. With God’s strength and our support, you can do this.
$54/month
Join now for just $42, and step into all God created you to be.
Spiritual Growth for Lasting Change
Get Biblical weight loss guidance, guided reflection, and group discussion to keep God at the center of your journey.
Does This Sound Familiar?
- For the girl who got picked on about her weight...and does it to herself when she looks in the mirror.
- For the woman staring at a closet full of black clothes she hates.
- For the one who worries she'll be the largest in every room she enters.
- For the woman who is looked past...yet terrified of being seen.
- For the one who buried wrappers in the trash can last night.
- For the woman who knows every calorie and hordes every point.
- For the one who hears the chocolate chips in the freezer calling her name.
Listen up, friend. God's not done writing your story.
This program has your name on it.
AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME
Join our free challenge today before it's gone!
You are about to push the button...
This all sounds like the program to finally get you to your goal weight.
BUT, you've got that voice inside your head that says,
Sure, it works for some people, but what if I fail? What if I don't have what it takes?
Or maybe the little voice inside your head says,
You've already spent a fortune on weight loss programs and look where that got you - heavier than ever. What's going to make this any different?
Trust me, I've been there.
I've done the frozen dinners, the green smoothies, the diet pills, the Atkins, the Keto, the pills, the latest and most popular diets.
Sure, I lost some weight, but the pounds came back and they brought friends.
Here's how The Holy Mess is different: You CANNOT fail at this.
Each diet you tried, and program you invested in, you learned something new about what works (or doesn't) for you.
Those weren't failures, they were feedback.
At The Holy Mess, you'll get a directed path with specific action steps, plus the whole group is doing it together. You'll never be expected to figure it out alone.
Make today the day you start on the path to your ideal weight...and a whole new life.
For $42/Month You Get...
- Weekly live videos - private group with real-time snack and meal plan ideas, food craving fixes, grocery hauls and quick tips.
- Monthly calendar - new topics & strategies to keep you on task and motivated.
- Weekly weigh-in - for maximum accountability.
- A personalized path - members-only success path with quizzes and next steps.
- 14-day money-back guarantee - risk-free enrollment.
- Member discounts - save money every month, plus prizes and surprise perks.
Let's get real. 💣
Truth Bomb
Your body isn't Amazon Prime. Results won't show up in a day.
But lasting weight loss? With daily support, spiritual strength, and real-life accountability, it really is possible.
You’ve tried quick fixes. This time, let’s do it differently.
Join the LAST weight loss program you will ever need.
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